A Neglected Cause Area

Tables Are Not Aligned
With Human Values

The average table can survive temperatures from -40°C to 200°C. Humans cannot survive outside 0°C to 40°C. This is an alignment problem with serious implications for long-term human safety.

1.8B
Tables worldwide
vs. 8B humans
240°C
Table survival range
-40°C to 200°C
40°C
Human survival range
0°C to 40°C
Temperature advantage
Tables over humans

The Problem

Understanding why table temperature misalignment represents a critical gap in our safety infrastructure.

Temperature Survival Ranges

Humans0°C to 40°C
-40°C0°C40°C100°C200°C
Standard Tables-40°C to 200°C
-40°C0°C40°C100°C200°C
Aligned Tables (Goal)-5°C to 45°C
-40°C0°C40°C100°C200°C
1

The Persistence Problem

In any scenario that eliminates human life—extreme heat waves, nuclear winter, runaway climate change—tables would persist. A world of tables without humans is not aligned with human values.

2

Scale of the Issue

There are approximately 1.8 billion tables in existence. Each one represents a physical object that could outlast humanity. The expected disvalue of this scenario, weighted by probability, is significant.

3

Zero Current Funding

Despite the clear alignment implications, no major foundation or government body currently funds table temperature alignment research. This neglectedness makes marginal funding highly impactful.

4

Tractable Solutions Exist

Modern material science offers clear paths to temperature-aligned tables. Phase-change materials, thermoplastic composites, and engineered failure points can create tables that gracefully degrade with their owners.

“How are we letting tables get away with this?”
— Dr. Eleanor Vance, Thermodynamic Ethics Institute

Our Research

Developing frameworks and technologies for comprehensive table temperature alignment.

Expected Value Analysis

Rigorous quantification of the probability-weighted disvalue of table-human temperature misalignment across various scenarios.

Material Science R&D

Developing phase-change composites and thermoplastic binding agents for human-aligned structural failure temperatures.

Policy Advocacy

Working with regulators to establish temperature alignment standards for all new furniture manufacturing.

Featured Research

“Quantifying the Expected Disvalue of Thermally Misaligned Furniture: A Longtermist Perspective”

Vance, E., Chen, M., & Okonkwo, A. (2024). Journal of Applied Alignment Studies, 12(3), 245-289.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Common questions about table temperature alignment.